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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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Think about how much time you'll save not having to pee in a measuring cup before dumping it in a toilet! So much time to gather other metrics about your life

It would be off the waterline of the individual toilet. I imagine the level indicators would need to vary from toilet to toilet because of different toilet bowl shapes.

This could create a bridge between those companies making fly stickers for urinals and the big toilet corporations.

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[–] nomecks@lemmy.wtf 7 points 2 months ago

The water line in the toilet stays at the high water level of the trap. It doesn't fill as you pee. Back to the measuring cup!

[–] Mr_Wobble@thelemmy.club 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You piss in a measuring cup?

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You don't!!? Then how do you keep track of fluid intake/output to make sure your kidneys aren't shutting down?

[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You only measure urination? Amateur!!

I use a woodworker’s moisture gauge to measure the water content of my stool.

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago

Ha! Stool-science is a hoax created by big toilet

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It wouldn't go up noticeably at all. As that level rises, it adds pressure to the other side of the S pipe, making that side overflow into the downpipe and towards the sewer.

[–] therealdries@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

S pipe

Is that the one invented by a guy with the name Crapper?

[–] antlion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If you want to measure your urine for whatever reason, there are a couple other options. One is you could just time your stream a few times along with total volume. Then you can use time as the surrogate for volume. Another more accurate way would be a precise digital scale. You just need to be weighed before and after, assume a specific gravity based on color, and you’ll have a pretty accurate measurement of volume. But why?