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Hey, German here. What the f*** are Americans doing at the other side of the Atlantic? Some of you already know this monstrosity. I did'nt. This is a Ford F650 Truck and when I stepped out of my Youtube Bubble I realized, it was marketed as the "biggest, baddest Truck on the road" for the everyday American. Are you guys serious?! Is the end goal really to drive a Monster Truck to McDs to get a McFlurry? Americas bloodiest wars have been fought in the middle east to secure oil, bombing nations to rubble. And all, for this bullshit? The excess, waste and decadence is mind boggling to me and people on Reddit seriously justifying this by "you know dude I'm 6,4ft. I don't fit in any other vehicle" makes me go up the wall.

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[-] FunkyMonk@kbin.social -1 points 1 year ago

It's a personality, "My ignorance is greater than your knowledge." and there is an entire cult around it for a long long time. The United Part of the United states is just united in landowners vs havenots. Rather be a proud moron than a 'havenot' even if you have to bend your entire greymatter in the wrong direction to do so.

[-] moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Holy crap. At work I drive a Chevy 3500 hd dumptruck with a plow and that thing feels almost too big to be on the road. Ford has completely lost it making a truck twice the size.

[-] nolight@lemm.ee -2 points 1 year ago

And in some states something like this can be the first car for some 16-years-old. You don't even need any special licenses to drive this monstrosity, imagine how many lives are being wasted because there is no proper regulation in place. Guys, you have to do something with it, it's not just your safety, it's the safety of everyone around you!

[-] sanguine_artichoke@midwest.social -3 points 1 year ago

I've seen trucks almost this large and shitty. But before blaming redneck white dudes solely, some Mexicans also love these penismobiles.

[-] chakan2@lemmy.world -3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What is with the comments in here? OP is spot on with their analysis. If it's not the actual truck from the pic, it's a jacked up 90's piece of shit with 34s, or it's a simple F150 dual cab, or hell, a 3 row Suburban. We drive fucking huge vehicles.

Go get in an MG, or ride a motorcycle...you'll understand how hardcore the excess has gotten here for vehicle size.

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[-] bouncychicken@lemmy.world -3 points 1 year ago

I'm not the biggest fan of trucks, nor am I American. However it's kind of ironic a German posting about another nation bombing others to rubble....

[-] SamVergeudetZeit@feddit.de -3 points 1 year ago

When you see Mad Max Scenes from the original Film of the 80s. It's so laughable. If ever some kind of civil war scenario breaks out in the Us. Nevada and Texas will host real life Mad Max with armored tank trucks guzzling 30l pro 100km build by Dodge. (I know I know, dont make me write it in gallons.)

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[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But I love driving in the giant poison machine to go eat actual lard and nothing else from a cup.

Edit: do I really need to say this is a joke?

[-] quortez@kbin.social -4 points 1 year ago

I didn't even know Ford trucks got up to 650. Very normal country

This is what's known as a relief valve. When an American has a very small penis and has trouble accepting this, he buys one of these trucks so he can feel like a Big, Strong, Manly Man on his way to the office or supermarket. This soothes him, and prevents more harmful attempts to demonstrate his virility. What might a German do if he found himself in this situation?

[-] theodewere@kbin.social -5 points 1 year ago

lots of studies indicate that PFAS are causing shrinkage in male genitalia and a decrease in male sexual performance

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