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[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 92 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

He's just worried about the power bill. It costs a lot to heat and light an infinite number of rooms.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Open for business as a hotel and make infinite revenue.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh I've heard this one. What if it's already full of infinite people and infinitely more arrive?

[–] mech@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's fine unless they have weird names

[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

With infinite lawsuits

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Surely several of those infinite rooms contain large nuclear power plants providing at least some of the infinite power required ..

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 18 points 3 weeks ago

in the lore, the source is unknown but we know that the lights and power grid are designed for indefinite use, in lighting and tile survey

and if theres the null zones, the sun, etc

[–] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Seriously. What happens if you set fire to the backrooms? Or are they just entirely made of material incapable of propagating fire?

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 53 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Honestly, perfect place for datacentres. Unlimited water in the pool area, electric sockets are likely live, unlimited space, no noise pollution, just have to put a data cable though the threshold.

I'm pretty sure the backrooms if they were real, they wouldn't be a horror thing, it would be full of people mapping it and living there. there would be a small organised millitia to neutralize dangerous stilllives. Plenty of hydroponic agriculture.

It would be interesting to see cities in the backrooms, where being there is just a normal thing... Nevermind, it already exists, it's called the Toronto Path

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, there was something similar: Kowloon Walled City

A truly fascinating place.

I guess the backrooms would be quite similar.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i heard that when it was shut down. despite how inhospitable it looked, many didn't want to leave. they liked living in such a tight community. It didn't seem dystopian to them.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

When it’s all you know…

I mean, people pine for living under awful dictators, too.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

there would be a small organised millitia to neutralize dangerous stilllives

Yes, but the still lifes aren't the only danger. There is still the time warps, instability of walls and flooring with the null zones, the bacteria.

And IMO contact with the backrooms clearly a induces a form of paranoid schizophrenia, as seen by some of Kane's work.

So it would be an inevitable disaster to use the backrooms for any useful purposes.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm obviously only going be the movie lore, I have not consumed the entire backroom corpus

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Fair enough, it's quite a bit of content to watch through

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 5 points 2 weeks ago

thats Async's vision ASpace

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i think the randomly appearing and disapearing chairs and stuff might mean a datacenter would need a lot of maintenance

We can study it and use it? what if we get multiple server racks and clip them all into each other, triple the compute power on the same space, although cooling would be the limiting factor.

[–] Yaky@slrpnk.net 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Barbarian had a joke with landlord getting excited about such "additional square footage".

[–] zammy95@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I whispered to my friends that Justin Long would have been ecstatic

[–] Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago

Didn't watch the movie, huh?

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So is Backrooms an adaptation of House of Leaves?

Cause the premise seems very similar, and I'm wondering whether I should bother watching it/recommend HoL to people who liked it.

[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Backrooms is based on a collecting of internet fiction written by a lot of people in a shared setting with a shared premise, which was inspired by a lot of things because the concepts behind it were built up by a lot of people. House of Leaves probably had an influence because it’s decently well known but there is no direct relation.

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 1 points 2 weeks ago

its baeed on kanes backrooms, not the wiki one

[–] Cratermaker@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago

Definitely some major similarities, but HoL has a lot more depth (no pun intended).

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fuckin landlords when they watch backrooms

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Including the magic door annex, rent now comes to $∞.99 per month. Plus tax.

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

there are yellow suits, I can get lost, there is something else

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 2 points 3 weeks ago

and null zones connect to different parts of the world, and the DoE and Async are already on it

[–] silicon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like a great place to start your own storage facility.

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 0 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Genuine question: what's the verdict on the movie? I am very tempted to go watch Obsession for a second time, but am also wondering about checking this one out. Is it better or worse or equally good as Obsession?

[–] jivandabeast@lemmy.browntown.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Obsession is literally lightyears better than backrooms

I saw obsession twice within a 24hr span, i saw backrooms and thought it was so ass

[–] KravenTheHunter@lemmy.browntown.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Check out this incel, so obsessed with Nikki he had to see here twice in the same day.

no, no, no, nO, NO, NO, NO, NO

[–] unrealMinotaur@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

I've seen both, obsession and backrooms are incomparable. Obsession is a masterpiece of horror which really fucked me up. Backrooms is a fairly fun piece especially if you like the overall backrooms concept, nothing spectaculsr but if you have spare time it's worth a watch.

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] davetortoise@reddthat.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Didn't watch obsession but backrooms is fun. Has a low-budget horror movie vibe which isnt really a bad thing. The horror itself isn't especially scary, but quite unsettling. The ending I thought was quite weak, it really obviously tries to set itself up for a sequel in quite an off-putting way

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 2 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you. If I understood wendigoon correctly, the movie is basically the prequel to the entire YouTube series, which I thought was pretty neat, but sucks that he didn't stick the landing. Bit of a bummer.

I think Kane is super good at making spaces feel threatening. I still remember that one he made about the giant on wheels, that chases a guy through a mall and it's borderline ridiculous how such a silly concept can be this scary, haha.

I look forward to checking it out.

Highly recommend Obsession as well, my friend. That film is terrifying and the ending is horrific in the best way possible.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

Haven't watched Obsession, but I loved the Backrooms. I've never seen my fiancé more horrified by a movie, and a friend that was with us had to step away for a bit.

Fair warning though, the protagonist does get verbally agressive/abusive/physically abusive.

There was also a lot more gore than I was expecting, because Kane typically keeps it light.

Easily one of my favorite movies this year.

[–] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I liked backrooms way more than obsession, it has some interesting themes, suspense and some unpredictability. For me obsession was just another default American horror movie where the characters make stupid decisions, but I guess they are both OK considering their budgets

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Oh, I couldn't disagree more on your interpretation on obsession. Bear is not stupid and he doesn't make his decisions out of stupidity. Everything that happens after the dinner scene, he knows exactly what's going on and he doesn't care. That is why it becomes so scary on so many levels.

I'm still curious about Backrooms and it is totally fair to not like Obsession as much as Backrooms, but the way you talk about it, it seems like you wither missed the point of Obsession or you didn't pay attention to the story.