Pussy-slapping contest
That made me snort my morning coffee. LOL
this post was submitted on 26 May 2026
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That'll get trump all revved up for his post-fight, tween adventure. /s
Does not matter when Americans will just take the beating. Other countrys stand up and fight back to a point but not the USA.
Remind me again, which countries are having true success fighting back against our new AI invested oligarch overlords?
Without a global guillotine initiative, pretty sure the whole world is fucked at this point.
Who’s paying
They voted it in
This is the US to its core. Half the other sides voters will subscribe to this pay per view.
Trump is a symptom.
All the people who didn’t vote for him get to pay to line his pockets.
The people who did vote for him are rich grifters who don’t pay taxes or poor dumbasses who don’t make enough to pay taxes.
Well you can have an Idiocracy President-Camacho-style-intro without lights and stuff.
Was knowledge before the election no? Should have voted/voted differently
Wait - there is a literal Ultimate Fighting event? Or have I been duped by the comments? Cuz that’d be the trashiest thing ever. Last person I personally knew who went to the White House 2 yrs ago was chastised for wearing open toed shoes, this is a whole new low for such a previously sacred place.
Yes, there is a literal UFC event at the US Presidential Residence.
Oh my god the US has reached levels of cringe previously undocumented
It's not even a real sport. It figures Trump's favorite sport would be two guys beating each other senseless. He's nothing short of the American Caligula. He'd have them fight to the death, if he thought he could get away with it.
I mean, whether it's a "sport" or not feels more like a semantic argument... but you're spot on with everything else. I'm not a Roman history buff but this definitely reminds me of "Gladiator". 🙃
Moron take. UFC isn't a sport 🤣 Jesus Christ what a dumb thing to say.
Wtf its absolutely a real sport. It has more skill depth than most sports. Its not even that violent.
“Not even that violent”
Thats old ufc its been toned down a lot since then. Modern ufc would have stopped as soon as his posture broke.
I mean, it's pretty violent.. A very real sport, involving a lot of violence, owned by a bunch of absolute shit people
Defo a sport, but it's hard to find a legitimate sport that is more violent.
Not violent? That must be why so many UFC fighters get CTE, right?
I dont think Ufc fighters CTE rate is that high. I'd guess its less than rugby definitively less than boxing, kick boxing and NFL.
The only ones still at high risk or CTE are hard sparring to often and staying in the sport way past their prime.
But I can't say, there isnt really any good data on cte in mma and I'd be wanting to separate the past 10 years from the early days because a lot has changed in fighter safety. Fights are stopped earlier, there is brain scans after knockouts and mandatory cooldown long periods after a bad knockout.
Its not like boxing where people are taking 300 blows to the head each fight. most of the blows aren't to the head and grappling makes up a significant portion of the fight.
President Comancho going to make an appearance?
Hard pass
He's too good for this tackiness.
President Violence is having his kink delivered to the lawn.
He already did the car show on the lawn with musk.
Oh! That wasn't a joke?
This isn’t for another couple of weeks what are they doing. Also, this is pure white trash.
Who's paying for this UFC bullshit that they're building at the White House?
Same people who are paying for the fucking ballroom.
Bread and circuses, now with 90% less bread!
But 1000% more circus.
"With VIOLENCE!®"
I haven't followed the UFC for years since I realized that Dana White was an evil man and the UFC is an exploitative organization which abuses all of its fighters.
But I am guessing that this event will be on Pay-Per-View like most of their events, and so the UFC will cover the construction costs.
But at for who is paying for it, I would argue that all Americans are paying for it as a weakening of the Constitution, as Presidents historically can't favor any specific private company using the White House, which if I remember correctly, are laws related to the emoluments clause of the Constitution.
And all humans everywhere are paying for it as a strike against basic human dignity and the progress of civilization. We're back in Ancient Roman times watching gladiators fight in the Colosseum.
If Trump is involved, the answer is always taxpayers. This is an expense to taxpayers, even if UFC pays for parts of this. Staffing, security, utilities - WH budget.
That's state fair. No, county fair, no, that's... Have you ever seen the way Filipino families throw huge parties for their kids? Like, two hundred people come over to watch a dude whose eyes can't focus drool onto a slice of pie, which sounds an awful lot like my average breakfast now that you don't mention it (drool and pie yum!), and celebrate the mother and father but really the mother surviving that first year. Honestly I've been a little jealous as soon as I learned about the cultural tradition, as the most I ever got did for my birthday was someone burnt a hotel. Okay that kind of is a lot. Well okay we were at a hotel fire and threw an impromptu gig, calming a panicky crowd and were given a promise that we could come back and book some for free if we ever wanted. I really should take them up on that, those rooms are expensive and not in the United States.
But anyways this bullshit up there looks like the chintzy end of the fourth birthday party a rich Filipino family threw for their two year old that year.
At least we'll see an American get knocked out cold on the white house lawn for the main event.