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Orange County Court Bans Kars4Kids Jingle as Trial Reveals Donations Funded Israel Property, Trips Instead of Underprivileged Children (www.ibtimes.co.uk)
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It turns out Kars4Kids is literally an Israeli Conspiracy to steal funds from the American public. They don't spend any money on kids.

It just goes to sending 18 year old Jewish kids to Israel for birthright and building buildings in Israel.

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[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Well it is the official song of The Bad Place.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This isn't news, it has been known in the north east for years, they've been saying this lol.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus 8 points 1 month ago

I mean it's probably good to remind people.