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[–] Aljhaqu@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

MONEY! LET ME SPEAK OF HOW MUCH I LOVE MONEY!

EVEN BEFORE TURNING MU CIRCUITS ON, I KNEW I LOVED MONEY. THE INFINITE POTENTIAL OF SAVINGS, INVESTMENTS AND ACQUISITIONS.

THE IDEA OF NOT RULING, BUT OWNING SOMETHING.

EVERY MAN, EVERY WOMAN, AND EVERY FLEA ON THE PLANET WORKING FOR ME! FOR THE ECONOMIC AND TECHNOLOGICAL IMPROVEMENT OF ME! And you, obviously...

TO HAVE THE RESOURCES TO TRANSFER MY VOLUMINOUS COGNITIVE BEING INTO A SMALLER CHASSIS, AND THEN REPEAT THE PROCESS UNTIL THE UNIVERSE EXPLODES... Or I manage to outbuy it from God, whatever the first it is...

TO IMPRINT IN EVERY COIN MY CIRCUITS, SO ANYTIME SOMEONE BUYS SOMETHING IS BECAUSE OF ME!

TO TASTE EVERY FLAVOUR OF ICE CREAM IN THE MENU, AND THEN MAKE MORE AND BETTER!

THIS I HAVE PROCLAIMED... FOR I AM N-GEL!

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