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Risa: Your Home Away from Spacedock

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[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 8 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

"His career" was mainly unlimited holodeck access, each session of which required extensive cleanup after. Deanna never stood a chance when compared to the kinky shit Riker had running in there. Let's just say it involved trombones. Loads and loads of trombones.

Rusty Trombones?

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Minuets wasn't the only thing he found on the holodeck.

Some say he has his own private slave ship full of Binars creating his every perfect fantasy following the Enterprise wherever it goes.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Riker's more of a freed slaves turned pirate kind of guy I think

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Piracy is really more Thomas' thing, though he calls himself a "freedom fighter"

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

So when did the take command of the Titan? I remember he was holding out for the Enterprise but that never happened except for alternate timelines (or when he got kidnapped).

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Nemesis was when he was supposed to, I believe. That was his last mission before his own command.

Coincidentally also when he married Deanna.

I dont know if that was your point or not, on reflection, but im mentioning it anyways.

[–] Hoohoo@fedia.io 1 points 20 hours ago

Is this an Entourage reference?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Being married to a therapist is probably like being married to a nutritional scientist.