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McCormick Introduces New Transdermal Gravy Patch (theonion.com)
submitted 1 day ago by Aatube@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/theonion@midwest.social
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At McCormick, we know well the frustrations and difficult side effects that come with abrupt attempts to quit gravy

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[–] Dhs92@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

I thought the picture was of a massive hole in their arm for a sec

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Canadian National Research Council announced immediate funding for the development of transdermal cheese curd and fried potato technology as a matter of national sovereignty.

[–] Good4Nuthin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i figured it would be a poutine patch.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

That's what we're working towards, eh?