Did you know there's an island near Italy with one million Sicilian people?
That's the biggest number I've ever heard
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I love this one. Hippity hoppity, its now my property.
Be my guest! Presumably it would also work with Brazil
There's an old joke that uses this premise.
President Bush was briefed on the war this morning. He was told that 3 Brazilian solders were killed in Iraq.
To everyone's amazement, all the color drained from the President's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.
Finally, he composed himself and asked, "Just exactly how many is a Brazilian?"
dang man!