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'Not Including Mr. Patel': The Exception That Baffled Investigators
Ka$h Patel has absolutely assigned a team to figure out why he was to be spared. Everyone on the team knows its because he's a fucking joke and it would be hilarious to leave him alive but they also know they can't tell that to their boss.
There's a sitcom I want to see. A terrorist bombing takes out Trump, Pence, and a bunch of other folks in the line of succession. The highest on the list still alive? Kash Patel. Now the clown has to figure out how to sit in the big chair.
Well, I guess now we know who hired him.
Must have met at a bar
Did... Did he do it naked?
I hope so
He was wearing the same clothes as the emperor.
I don't know why everyone is calling Cole Allen's statement a manifesto when it's really a confession and a potential suicide note. People don't apologize in manifestos.
Can somebody explain the logic here to me?
I will let them guess for a motive
Combined with
I will write the motive down
???
Who could ever want to harm mr trump?? I can't possibly think of a motive