do you think it works on people
No, you need to be able to stop talking to swim
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That seems pretty obvious on its face doesn't it? Have the scientists ever done coke? If they had they likely wouldn't have needed to zoot up a bunch of salmon, there's a reason it's called marching powder, disco dust, etc. it's not because of its sedative like qualities, I'd bet.
But imagine what it could've meant if it /didn't/ work.
compelling
I heard it only lasts like an hour though so it seems really crap for marching compared to adderall
It'll last as long as you have more lol. Back when I dabbled, my buddies and I would go through a quarter oz (7grams) in a weekend occasionally. Coke is cheap here b/c of proximity to Mexico, and is relatively un-stepped on because of its prevalence. It's really common in clubs and bars here.
So what I'm hearing is we need to dose rivers with cocaine to sufficiently bring salmon populations back to normal levels
Now try it on Salman Rushdie to see if he racks up fatwas twice as fast
Dudes rock
is this how we get cocaine bear?
seems like it was necessary to abuse some animals for this?
How do you get a mirror and cocaine in water for the salmon to snort? Also, do dollar bills hold up while submerged?