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[–] tyler@programming.dev 18 points 5 days ago

No way it tastes good but it looks cool.

[–] Madrigal@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

I feel sick.

[–] dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Name ideas:

Fever swamp (with psychadelics)

Myazaki swamp

Dread potion

Your mom

[–] bruzzard@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] knotRyder@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Monness

Guinster

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I feel like an Irishman is about to commit seppuku

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I suppose you could make a black and tan with Sapporo.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

That sounds honestly not all to bad