Name ideas:
Fever swamp (with psychadelics)
Myazaki swamp
Dread potion
Your mom
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Name ideas:
Fever swamp (with psychadelics)
Myazaki swamp
Dread potion
Your mom
The Billie Eilish
Monness
Guinster
No way it tastes good but it looks cool.
I feel sick.
I feel like an Irishman is about to commit seppuku
I suppose you could make a black and tan with Sapporo.
That sounds honestly not all to bad