10/10 anon was in balding denial, & couldn't see it.
this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2026
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Or thought the middle schooler crusty gel look was cool
I feel way too seen
Could also be that they stopped focusing so much on themselves/their appearance and started living in the real world and people noticed.
Fake - he did not get compliments
Gay - "all that jazz"
Anon doesn’t even mention 2-part epoxy, gorilla glue, or steel reinforced concrete. Anon isn’t even trying.