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Ever wondered who you'd be in a world of swords, magic, and ~~bugs~~ monsters? The quiz says I'm a warrior, what about you guys? Just remember: you can't go alone 'cuz, "You must gather your party before venturing forth!"

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[–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I too am a warrior and I raise my battleaxe to you!

[–] CodiUnicorn@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago

Hooray, my brother in arms!

[–] melmi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you work for this company?

[–] melmi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

90% of your posts are links to this one company's blog.

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

You are the BAAARBAAARIAN! ARRR~~ You are like a dancing flame on water. Your words and actions are rough, unpolished, yet undeniably genuine. You do not overcomplicate things or beat around the bush—you believe the best way to solve a problem is to face it head-on. Uncertainty does not scare you. Perfect documentation? What for? Flawless planning? Not your style. You forge ahead fearlessly, overcoming every obstacle. Sure, sometimes things may go wrong, but no one can accuse you of being indifferent or passive. You shout your motto: "Less talk, more action!" Dominate bugs with your might! Grab your 30-day trial of PVS-Studio!

was this test an advertisement? lol

[–] ZephyrXero@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Shit, I guess I'm a healer

[–] madjo@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

I’m an NPC. I just have to deal with the fall out from the devs, as a software tester.

[–] Arcanoloth@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's essentially an ad sigh

[–] fiatcode@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

I got cleric!

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm a cleric... Just because I occasionally write documentation... For future me.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm gonna go with goblin tinkerer.

[–] minfapper@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

That is the longest amount of time I've ever spent on an advertisement.

Bard, btw

[–] orc_princess@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Multiclass (barbarian, warrior)

[–] josephc@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

Multiclass warrior bard. Hmm. 🤔

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The ascendent from Path of Exile. A jack of all trades