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Ever wondered who you'd be in a world of swords, magic, and ~~bugs~~ monsters? The quiz says I'm a warrior, what about you guys? Just remember: you can't go alone 'cuz, "You must gather your party before venturing forth!"

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[–] fiatcode@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

I got cleric!

[–] melmi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Do you work for this company?

[–] melmi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago

90% of your posts are links to this one company's blog.

[–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I too am a warrior and I raise my battleaxe to you!

[–] CodiUnicorn@programming.dev 4 points 3 days ago

Hooray, my brother in arms!

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago

You are the BAAARBAAARIAN! ARRR~~ You are like a dancing flame on water. Your words and actions are rough, unpolished, yet undeniably genuine. You do not overcomplicate things or beat around the bush—you believe the best way to solve a problem is to face it head-on. Uncertainty does not scare you. Perfect documentation? What for? Flawless planning? Not your style. You forge ahead fearlessly, overcoming every obstacle. Sure, sometimes things may go wrong, but no one can accuse you of being indifferent or passive. You shout your motto: "Less talk, more action!" Dominate bugs with your might! Grab your 30-day trial of PVS-Studio!

was this test an advertisement? lol

[–] ZephyrXero@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Shit, I guess I'm a healer

[–] madjo@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago

I’m an NPC. I just have to deal with the fall out from the devs, as a software tester.

[–] Arcanoloth@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

It's essentially an ad sigh

[–] minfapper@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

That is the longest amount of time I've ever spent on an advertisement.

Bard, btw

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I'm gonna go with goblin tinkerer.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 days ago

I'm a cleric... Just because I occasionally write documentation... For future me.

[–] orc_princess@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Multiclass (barbarian, warrior)

[–] josephc@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

Multiclass warrior bard. Hmm. 🤔

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The ascendent from Path of Exile. A jack of all trades