Sorry if the manufactured economy centered around oil demand we forced you to live in is collapsing due to our hubris. We're making bank and we know that is an inconvience to you. Besides you all are just ~~ATMs~~ passengers in this car so not like you had a choice in it.
How about a compromise? They say data is the new oil! Have you considered letting us spy more on you and letting us sell that data, and advertise to yoy for a few cents off at the pump?