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[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 77 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

More like doctors reject inconvenient truth in favor of useful lie

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[–] sefra1@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Interesting, too bad the article doesn't go deep enough and doesn't explore the psychological effects.

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[–] flyingSock@feddit.org 53 points 1 month ago (2 children)

why are thelobsters cooked? They turn red during cooking, so these two must be speaking from experience.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 37 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's actually very environmentally friendly to eat humans so the momentary pain is offset by the collective good.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 month ago

It's only environmentally friendly to eat humans with a net worth over a certain amount.

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh but you always suggest that Johnny.

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When I was a kid, I watched a TV show with one of Australia's early 'celebrity' chefs, Bernard King. He had a live lobster in front of him, which he then proceeded to cut the tail from. The lobster made audible 'squeeee!' noises, and tried to move away. He just laughed and said it couldn't feel anything.

Anyway, he was a cunt.

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You know, I've read that stabbing them through their head doesn't really kill them because they have distributed ganglia instead of one centralized brain.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like something big boiling pot would say.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 8 points 1 month ago

Nah, they usually say stuff like "That kettle is black!"

[–] sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You need to define what the word alive means first.

If you cut a roach's head, it stays sort of alive in that the body responds when trying to touch it or expose it to harm but it won't do anything if left alone. just standing still until eventual death.

A decapitated roach might still be able to "feel" pain but in my personal opinion - I am no expert in the matter - it doesn't feel stress, trauma or have bad memory of the incident. Just pain and an appropriate reflex to it.

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (7 children)

In this context "alive" means "still able to feel and process pain."

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[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I had a girlfriend like that once. It didn't work out. She did, fortunately, taste great with garlic butter so the relation wasn't a total loss.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I judge people who don't sever the notochord first. It's like the most basic respect you can offer.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (8 children)

I think the most basic respect you can offer an animal is to just not kill it.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

That's fair. I accept that I am not the second coming, but I live in this world as best I can while still enjoying the comforts it offers

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

i don't think any living animal actively offers themself for your culinary pleasure.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well there's that one guy that wanted someone to eat his penis or whatever. I believe he even paid.

[–] Lupo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Is this the guy who wanted to have gay sex before the cannibalism while the other guy was mostly just there for the cannibalism?

Then that guy got convicted for murder on a technicallity because the footage (they also recorded everything) showed that the guy whose penis was eaten had yet to die from bloodloss like he wanted?

I heard that one on a Redhanded podcast episode.

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[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Babies don't have a notochord, though. It disappears earlier in fetal development in vertebrates.

So... We can eat babies then, right? Need an answer sooner than later.

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It doesn't actually kill them, and it's so small that you're likely to miss it anyway.

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[–] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (27 children)

You wouldn't do this to your cat. Or your dog. Or any other pet. Why should they have to go through it?

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[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That noise that sounds like screaming is just the air leaving his lungs

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