Have you tried handling a limp body before? Crowd surfing works when you spread out your arms and legs and stiffen your body. When they suddenly go floppy, you'll be on the ground fast.
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2026
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The heaviest thing to carry, besides a body, is your emotions and shame. A body is a CLOSE second. Which is why you always move a body with friends! After the whole is dug, shoot your accomplices and just slide their bodies into the hole. Can't go around having people that can testify against you 🤗
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Holy hell!! That is something straight out of the Chevy Chase vacation movie!
When you die, you'll lack pincher and blatter control. The result will be obvious.
Depends on the concert.
NGL, I am impressed by this reply.
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Yeah you'd probably be up there a while lol
:) I have to give you this one 🫣
*sphincter
Nope. It's pincher now.
My bad
Pincher and Blatter I: The Surf
People would notice once the bowels released.
Now this is a classic shower thought.
Pretty sure it shouldn't actually be in this community then. I thought the only things that were allowed here were thinly veiled political commentaries.
There's pit angels though. Usually one every few metres. They're the big guys, usually tall, often wearing white shirts for some reason. They're the people that manage to clear space in seconds, pick a little person back up off the ground, and get them out of the zone. They're also great at retrieving lost shoes and returning them to the owner before they get surged to a different location. They'd notice a dead crowd surfer instantly.
A hairy, beary angelic dude once pulled me out from behind the barriers at an In Flames concert, back in their Come Clarity (or Reroute?) days. I had landed in front of some speaker fucken skyscraper. The volume was indescribable.
Have you ever held a dying person? You know when it's over.
I can speak to this, though with a dog rather than a human. She lost control of her bowels and bladder when she went. I feel for the dude next to me in the waiting room at the vet. He was probably there to get shots for his cat or something and wasn't expecting a dog to buy the farm right there.
I'm sorry dude. That's not a fun thing to remember. My wife and I were camping and the cat up and died of total body failure, but she held on until we got back from camping to finish dying so she could say goodbye to us. Fuck that cat was the sweetest.
Now every time the cat wobbles I get nervous
It was probably the best way she could have gone. She was 13. Her health had been a roller coaster for a few months. She had refused her breakfast that morning, and I knew by the end of that day she'd either be gone or we'd have a date set. I was able to take the day off work to be with her. She was my retired guide dog. My supervisor and coworkers had seen and interacted with her before her retirement, and that made the situation more concrete for them.
She ate a bit of lunch around noon, and I spent quite a while next to her on the floor listening to her breathe. She even seemed to perk up an hour or so before the vet appointment. I was nervously eating a bag of chips and she snapped the crumbs that fell to the floor as quick as ever. She got in the van fine and trotted into the waiting room. We sat down and I swear she looked around, said "Welp, now's a good a time as any", and gave up the ghost. I was obviously devastated but also relieved that she saved me from having to make the hard decision.
Yes, but will a crowd in a frenzy know? Not so sure.
The opening scene of xXx ends with a corpse getting crowd surfed at Rammstein.
Does your shower happen to be built on Indian burial ground?
Yes
Be hard to do before rigor sets in.
Isn't this the White House right now?