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US man issues challenge to disprove his claim of having world’s smallest penis to raise micropenis awareness (www.theguardian.com)

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North Carolina’s Michael Phillips revealed that he had a 0.38in member in bid to reduce stigma of the condition

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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Flood of dick pics incoming. He’s gonna need to build an ark

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

He also said using the bathroom can be difficult because “it goes everywhere and stuff like that”.

Just sit down, dude

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[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

The hangover 2 when Chow was passed out under a bunch of shit on the floor and the wolf pack is like "What is that? Is it a mushroom?"

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