It’s 3 A.M. and I’m on the edge of throwing my pat off the catio.
I hear a lot about post-poop zoomies, and it made me kind of curious, as I desire to choke this small mammal, I wonder does anyone else’s cat get zoomies before they poop?
I’m pretty sure he has ADHD and oppositional defiance (always heard “I hope you have a kid one day that’s just like you!” growing up, so I guess I got what’s coming.), and I’ve accepted him for who he is and I’ve begrudgingly grown to love the little bastard, a lot, regardless of my complaints. My nephew dropped him at my door and I didn’t have the heart to not take him in.
I. Did. Not. Want. A. Cat. What happened to my life? Why do I put up with this groblin?
