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Trump curious why Iran has not 'capitulated', Witkoff says (www.bbc.com)

submitted 3 days ago by geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml

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[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

All I can think of is a toddler screeching "why"?

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 3 points 3 days ago

Well, I mean, it's what he would do so he can't fathom why someone doesn't act the same

[–] ChristchurchAsshole@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

I'm seeing some right wing Americans accuse Iran of being responsible for "the muslim problem". If anyone encounters these people, please refer them to Tucker Carlson's latest interview where he reveals just how deep Netanyahu's hand can reach up Huckabee's arsehole.

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

These people are psychopaths, they didn't care about people suffering, only about their "deals".

But Witkoff also is incredibly dumb. Watch Kuschner's face as Witkoff essentially said that the plan they have for luxury resort in Gaza was planned before the war even started.

https://youtu.be/37EZOFAqFE8?t=3m2s

[–] ChristchurchAsshole@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago

It's not the Islamic Republic it's the Persian Empire 😉

Careful trump. Don't mess with the Achaemenids.