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Trump says arrest of former Prince Andrew over ties to Epstein ‘is a shame’ and 'very sad' (apnews.com)
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[–] DERRALEXANO@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Let’s all cry for the royals like real patriotic Americans 🥲🤧

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's an expert

[–] 0x0f@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yup, he probably still has a bathroom full of classified material. 

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Wipes his ass with the constitution.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

He just can't help himself, can he?

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why is it a shame Donald?

Why is justice a shame, Donald?