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[–] buttwater@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only one planet supports complex life. Out of millions of species on this planet, one stood out. Cognizant, this species cooperated, planned, and shaped the planet with the knowledge they compiled. They became so technologically advanced, they could study and harvest and utilize every resource the planet had to offer, which it had in abundance. We could distribute these resources for the enrichment of all people, to devote the planet to the further building of knowledge and study of our world and other worlds.

But what are we doing with it? We're being ruled by pedophiles taking yachts and private jets to blackmail island

Also destroying the planet just kind of on principle and buildingbekaborate torture prisons in which to kill anyone who stands in the way of a pipeline or something.