Until you get your first paycheck, then your like "oh...I thought it'd be bigger".
this post was submitted on 11 Feb 2026
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And here I thought people would usually be told their wage before they sign their employment contract ... are precarious contracts where you don't always get 40 hours/week or depend on tips/bonuses (lol "tips") that common in the US?
Normally, the shock comes once you see the net amount after taxes, health insurance, medicare/medicaid, and social security have been deducted.
I usually calculate the actual net income even before signing ... IDK if it's harder to calculate in the US, but the calculators I used for wages in my country predicted the actual net wage fairly accurately.
At first I thought the post said Hong_IRL and that made me think of a politician in South Africa who was being disruptive by saying "Hong" repeatedly.
"Hong hong hong
I withdraw that, Hong"
"Honorary Matisha!" (Or also Magician sound similar)
That's the exact thing I was thinking!
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