this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2026
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I usually don't venture outside the city borders, but I do need to collect materials to make dinner from time to time in the warm sandscapes. As anyone knows, the best ingredients are near the Kazedlar’s Pit. Though, be aware, there's a small chance of encountering the Burgerman if you stay there for too long… I don't know why, but he seems to really like the place.

If he approaches you, don't accept any of his deals! They are subscription-based, veiled as cheap steals.

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[–] astutemural@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago

Don't pay the burgerman

[–] Red0ctober@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I hear he's buddies with RFK Jr too

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I want mango on my burger.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh my god where have you been 😂

I can't believe mangoes have gone by unmentioned for so long.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago

I will never forget.