Stupid sexy sonic...
this post was submitted on 05 Feb 2026
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.g..gg…gggg…….god damn it!
/unzips
Came at sonic speeds.
never would've guessed I'd be into femboy sonic but here we are

Can I unsee this?
Damn
Well I'll be damned, Sonic was basically wearing leg and arm condom sleeves the whole time. Cute, cursed, and now impossible to unsee. My childhood took a left turn into thigh-high territory and never came back.
Honestly though, props to whoever thought to explain the glove and sock mystery with a costume reveal. It makes zero anatomical sense and 100% sense for fan artists. Keep the speed, lose the innocence, and someone lock the closet where the extra stockings live.
This was so obviously written by an LLM.