"did you adopt your kid?"
"no, i bought it"
this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2026
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shop don't adopt we need to stimulate the economy.
slop don’t adopt. I have an AI kid. I need to fund Musk’s data centers so he can afford to not fly to not Epstein island on totally not pedo night. Also he can’t rape my AI kid. It just says Nazi things sometimes.
I mean, you could be raising the pups of a previous pet. I (and I assume other people) see "adopt" as "go out and grabbed an exisiting pet". Not quite the same if they were born with you. Let alone getting a designer puppy.
Is this what it means when people call themselves "mummy" (in the context of their dog)?