this post was submitted on 27 Jan 2026
431 points (99.3% liked)

Funny

14900 readers
1279 users here now

General rules:

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 8 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Zikeji@programming.dev 45 points 3 months ago (2 children)

During my last visit with my grandfather before he passed, he was asking everyone "any personal requests for me to bring to God on your behalf". I'm not religious but it did sort of disarm the tension.

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

Well, did you request anything? Or is it like a birthday wish and if you tell me it won't come true?

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

I wish God was real. That would be so awesome.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We will keep in touch grandma..... When Facebook uses all your data and voice samples to sell me a subscription to put your deep faked voice into my bedside alarm clock.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Tech giants : write that down write that down

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 7 points 3 months ago

Too late, there's a company who has been advertising exactly that.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago

I'm gonna need to write this one down.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

Stealing this