Hahaha,
But then I realized do not disturb exists…
this post was submitted on 26 Jan 2026
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She's a keeper.
I'm using Tasker so that it automatically reads messages out loud when I'm driving.
Sometimes I forget to shut it off.
I've had moments because of the Mrs.
Oh yeah, that's a good marriage.
This old hen approves!
🎶 What if I bake you a coconut cake?
With lots of nuts, the kind that you hate?
What if I threw your car keys in the lake?What if I took you to the edge?
What if I pushed you off a ledge?
What if I scratched all your Sister Sledge?Would you still love me? 🎶
For better or worse, right? Keeper.
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