I can't think of many legal sexual acts I wouldn't attempt for $40 million
this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2026
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I can't think of any, frankly. I'll do fuckin anything you want so long as it doesn't cause grievous bodily harm and even then I would consider it for a long time probably.
Yeah the bodily harm is what i was concerned about. I'm not recreating the mason jar scene for example
Eh, 40mil is more than I'd ever make in my lifetime, so spending a few months or years in a hospital would be fine enough
I mean not with my own body
What about illegal sexual acts such as pirating porn videos?
You had me in the first half….
You get the 40m, but the MPAA sues you for 50m.
That was the original definition of homophobia - heterosexual men's fear that others might think they are gay. I feel like we have lost something by using it to mean anti-LGBT bigotry very broadly, but it's a moot point, and I can get on board with using homochondria
homochondriac, I like that word for some reason. It seems quite, apt? applicable? My vocabulary fails me here for a better word. If you know the word I'm searching for, post it
Maybe suitable or fitting?
Hahahaha I love that.
Yes, get over yourselves dudes, this has "is it gay to have sex with your wife"-energy.
No way would I do that for 40 million. 20 bucks? Still probably wouldn't pay that just to hug a dude.
I hug my buddies all the time. Some I've known since I was 5. I consider them brothers.
Yeah homies hug homies
Standard pay for SAG-AFTRA would apparently be over $200 for a day's work with a guaranteed minimum of one day's pay, so I'd expect to get that.
What kind of fucking idiot couldn't learn to suck a dick for 40 million dollars?
Married men that can't be bought.
But hey if the spouse is cool with it....
The original question is pure engagement bait, designed to put repliers in a political bucket and find out whom to target with gay fear-mongering propaganda before the next election.
The kinds of people to say no at this are either politicians or the type to not wipe their ass because they ~~'ll enjoy it~~ think it's gay