The answer is AI. It's always AI.
this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2026
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Maybe people will live in the data centers once the bubble bursts.
Maybe they can use defunct GPUs as a bed and RAM sticks as blankets too.
It's death camps, isn't it.
their proper names are ~~concentration camps~~ detention facilities.
but alligator alcatraz is a good nickname.
Company towns!
In Greenland!
i thought affordability was a demoncrat hoax
Ice the owners and take it I guess
Lets just start with those eggs that he promised to lower prices for
Whose housing, exactly?
“Once all the non-whites are removed from the country, the housing crisis will be over.”
It wouldn’t be, of course, but I can fully imagine white nationalists supporting such an argument.
Just one meteor...
Tariffs.... I bet the answer will be tariffs. That's one of the only words he can still remember these days.