[purple, speaking with a bit of an anxious look]
My mom used to say there's always a creepy person on every bus
[purple is now on the bus, looking smug and proud, holding a bar]
Well, I take the bus every day
And I've never seen them
[behind purple, a crowd of diverse characters are all reacting in various ways while looking at purple, most of them are cringing or disgusted]
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