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Gently squirted on couch (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] Ghostwurm@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This just started a bidding war between Aidan Ross and JD Vance.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

It's like a Rorschach test, but the answers are only bodily fluids, sex acts, and illnesses.

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

First time I have seen an ad lowball itself. For the right buyer that thing has gained value.

[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

Not as funny as the original, which had the reassuring description "no skeet, only squirt".

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 points 1 week ago

I'll take it