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[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 50 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Explanation: Romans wore tunics, which generally did not reach the knees. Flexible and breathable! This includes the Roman Legions. Trousers were denigrated as 'barbarian', though Legions in northern areas and the later Empire would begin to wear them regularly.

Julius Caesar's right-hand man, Mark Antony, was noted as wearing scandalously short tunics to show off his muscular legs. Ooh la la!

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Further explanations: Who are we to tell Romans on the battlefield that they can't look cute.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well, it must have become impractical after they started to invade cold countries... But it didn't seem to have stopped them.

Also, I can't tell them anything.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 9 points 4 months ago

I mean, it gets pretty cold in Scotland and kilts are a thing there.

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Outrageous. And tell, could this Marcantonio crush watermelons with his thighs?

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Mark Antony was considered something of an crude boor, yet he managed to snag the incredibly intelligent, cultured, powerful, and beautiful Queen Cleopatra in what was an apparently happy marriage.

So I must assume yes, his thighs were incredible

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 4 points 4 months ago

Considered crude. So.. like it seems Cleopatra likes playas. Figures.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Now that's how you catch the eye of a pharaoh

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Hey, we Scots were progressive that way too! Did some of our best mangling and hacking in a skirt.

Romans put up a wall so we didn't horn in on their fashion scene.

[–] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 months ago
[–] gtr@programming.dev 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The longer the dick, the longer the skirt.

middle person in the back face expression sums it up