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The real nonsense is waiting 5 minutes. Every cup of noodle with that form factor I've run across takes only 3 minutes.
this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2026
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You’ve witnessed the evidence of the sorcery of instant noodles and still can’t grasp its magnificence. Completely understandable.