Let me tell you about the horrors that are necessary to make cheese
The Shitpost Office
Welcome to The Shitpost Office
Shitposts processed from 9 to 5, with occasional overtime on weekends.
Rule 1: Be Civil, Not Sinister
Treat others like fellow employees, not enemies in the breakroom.
- No harassment, dogpiling, or brigading
- No bigotry (transphobia, racism, sexism, etc.)
- Respect people’s time and space. We’re here to laugh, not to loathe
Rule 2: No Prohibited Postage
Some packages are simply undeliverable. That means:
- No spam or scams
- No porn or sexually explicit content
- No illegal content
- NSFW content must be properly tagged
If you see anything that violates these rules, please report it so we can return it to sender. Otherwise? Have fun, be silly, and enjoy the chaos. The office runs best when everyone’s laughing.... or retching over the stench, at least.
Fun story from a friend who did prison time:
Older farmer from the far end of the middle of nowhere is doing time. Misses homemade cheese. Tries to make some using 2% milk he'd been stashing and old socks. He got sick enough they took him to the hospital. He was losing lots of fluids from both ends.
No way, I have this as a shirt.
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