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Mickey and Minnie are walking down the road and come across someone sitting on the fence next to the lane. Mickey says, "Hi!! Horse Collar!! How goes it??" and Horse Collar responds, "Hello Mickey! Hello, Minnie! What's your hurry?"

Horse Collar continues, "I saw Clarabelle Cow today and she was tellin' me all about how you inherited all of old Mortimer's wealth―well, you just look out for old Sylvester Shyster or the only thing you'll have left in the will will be periods and commas!"

Horse Collar continues, "―that is, if there is anything left at all now―I understand old Mortimer's son got away with most of it before old Sylvester Shyster got a hand in it!!!", alarming Mickey and Minnie

Mickey consoles Minnie as they walk away, with Horse Collar yelling after them, "Remember!!―Where there's a will, there's a lot of relatives!!". Mickey says "Never mind him, Minnie. He's only a wet blanket. Every time he takes off his hat, the woodpeckers chase him!!"

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