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I don't care how old you are, war means war (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by pelespirit@sh.itjust.works to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 32 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Yeah those are fighting words even though my attorney advised me to not fight toddlers anymore.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Attorney got tired of you trying to sue every time you lost one of those fights, huh?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Medical bills are expensive my dude.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 6 points 3 months ago

It's all those lollipops you ate.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

lmao, I hope you had a great holiday CumFart. Is it okay if I call you CumFart?

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like you need a better attorney.

[–] prex@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 5 points 3 months ago

Free Hat!

Hat was attacked maliciously and unprovoked by a gang of babies in Westown Park. When that many babies get together, they can be like piranha!

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Heck, if that were me I'd never be "done" being three!

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Yeah fuck this I’m not done with 24 from 20 years ago yet

[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 12 points 3 months ago

Little guy has shit figured out that even old people are just realizing.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 months ago

Man, I miss hanging out with kids. I used to do a lot of babysitting as a young adult, and this made me feel nostalgic for those times.

I don't plan on having kids myself, but my friends are starting to pop them out, so in the few years, there should be some small humans to have silly conversations with. I'm looking forward to it

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

"And when will that be?"