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[–] Oisteink@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It’s bigger than it seems because it extends in an otter dimension

I'm blocking you now.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 3 months ago

The reign of the Bear and Twink is over, long live the Otter!

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Dumb otter meme I made a while back:

Perhaps some otter auteur can come up with something more classy.

[–] msage@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago

He only eats fish, that's why.

Richard Gere is hyperventilating at the thought of an otter crawling up his ass.