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How did Socrates die? (feddit.dk)

submitted 4 days ago by stenAanden@feddit.dk to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So, crates.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Cratos.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Socrates is famous for killing pantheons of gods.

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

In the immortal final words of Socrates, "I drank what?"

[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

its_kim_love, if you think that by threatening me you can get me to be your slave... Well, that's where you're right. But - and I am only saying this because I care - there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Do not ask why was Socrates in trial for.

[–] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 4 days ago

Know thyself