Sirens in songs always trigger my fight or flight. "Ambulance, police? I wasn't speeding... oh, song"
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I've definitely had to do this plenty of times. I've also got a funny story in a similar vein.
I had connected my phone to a new bluetooth device, and - unbeknownst to me - the device replaced my phone's ringtone with another ringtone. I'm not sure why that's how this particular device behaved. I was listening to a new song that I wasn't familiar with, and during the song I got a phone call and didn't realize that the Bluetooth speaker's ringtone wasn't part of the music. I was just listening to the sudden change in the music going "Huh. Not sure I really like this part, it's kind of annoying and repetitive."
I didn't realize it was a ringtone until I got a call during a different song 😅
there's dying and dyeing, but no dieing 🤓
It’s like ski and skiing, right?
di
diing
That’s why I always carry my trusty DR-40…
gotta sample that shit
