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[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 43 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"Simulation off course. Resetting the timeline." is what you should say out loud. Also make sure you're wearing your Trek uniform.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Conversation at 50%, firing a pun.

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The instructions were very clear. My inner monologue, not so much.

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well, then tell your inner monologue to enunciate more clearly.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@piefed.world 2 points 3 months ago

Just got unfrozen?

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 24 points 3 months ago

Say it out loud, I cannot stress this enough.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Hell no. Let them know they failed.