- Must have cured one of: AIDS, cancer, climate change, housing crisis
- Must have a minimum of three Nobel prizes
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Do you accept Fifa Peace Prizes?
how to know your company is secretely run by vampires
Guessing they mean 7-10 years experience and 3-5 years running hospitality.
Looks like their hyphens got deleted.
The future when extreme longevity have been invented.