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$1,200? I literally cant get a single bedroom apt for less than $1,950 per month where I live. The insane part is despite sky high rents in my area nearly every building has severe issues that never get solved, absolutely none of the money goes into maintenance.
And ur the one whos paying for its mortgage.
Paying for a vehicle to sleep in, and gym membership, is your cheaper option. Enjoy the luxury!
Kill your landlord. It's self defence.
Or just any landlord.
Or all of them. Then it's not murder, it's a revolution.
Still self defense.
Most revolutions are, I suppose.
Rural Wyoming? Shit is cheap there.