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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Who leaves mouthwash beside the toilet. Echt.

[–] stray@pawb.social 10 points 1 week ago

My ass isn't going to clean itself.

[–] markz@suppo.fi 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you not drink anything while on the toilet?

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Well, of course I have my toilet gin. I’m not some kind of homeless peasant.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Amateur setup. I have two waterproof Bluetooth speakers that are set to play in stereo while offering me controls that allow me to pause, adjust the volume, and change songs.

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

I just take my Bluetooth speaker into the shower. If it doesn't give a shit about being 100% submerged it doesn't give a shit about shower splash.