Who leaves mouthwash beside the toilet. Echt.
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My ass isn't going to clean itself.
Do you not drink anything while on the toilet?
Well, of course I have my toilet gin. I’m not some kind of homeless peasant.
Amateur setup. I have two waterproof Bluetooth speakers that are set to play in stereo while offering me controls that allow me to pause, adjust the volume, and change songs.
I just take my Bluetooth speaker into the shower. If it doesn't give a shit about being 100% submerged it doesn't give a shit about shower splash.