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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I call all my coworkers "Chat"

[–] stray@pawb.social 7 points 2 days ago

"Hey Google, beer me a pen."

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Obviously a fake story made up by an adult. A real kid would have called their teacher "ChatGPT". Alexa is for middle-aged adults who want to know what's on TV.

[–] brrt@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I don’t get this take. There are probably many parents who have Amazon speakers in their home and taught children to ask Alexa when they want to know something.

[–] guy@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago

All I got was "fetch x, y or z and we'll look it up" when I asked for something. With that said, there was no such thing as a smart device then.

[+] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social -19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Kids don't ask Alexa to do their homework for them. They ask ChatGPT.

Also, kids don't use what their parents use because it's old people stuff. It's only parents who think their children do as they were taught 🙂

[–] brrt@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ah yes, sorry. I forgot that all kids, especially in the first grades who would accidentally call their teachers mum or dad, are totally rebellious. They’d probably also not even use AI because it’s made by the capitalist system that is trying to enslave them.

[–] mrunicornman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Oh my god how could you forget this universal fact?!

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Youre thinking of teenagers. Kids in the age where they might call their teacher mom or dad (6-8 years old) would absolutely use an alexa if there is one, and absolutely wouldnt use chatgpt, they probably dont know it exists and even if they do, it wont help them learn to write the letters

[–] MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

I was a teenager when I called the teacher dad...

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

My younger cousin was obsessed with Alexa. She has to have a dinner time limit on questions

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Reminded me of this clip (sorry for tiktok link- enable desktop mode to view in mobile browser)

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UprEej/

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

It’s a meme made in 2025, of course it’s bullshit.

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Then the class laughed, the teacher laughed, Alexa laughed….

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 5 points 1 day ago

The FBI agents in the listening post laughed .... the CIA agents who overheard the stream laughed ... the Russian agents after a short delay laughed ... the Chinese monitors after translating the exchange laughed ... the Indian dark net hackers and scammers laughed

[–] TheColonel@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago

ITT: People who’ve never been around children