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[–] anamethatisnt@sopuli.xyz 73 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lutris is impressive when it comes to game launchers and RAM efficiency, especially when compared to the ones using Electron.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 47 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Kinda depressing what numbers are considered impressive these days.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ, Steam at 1.4 GB and you are expected to run that WHILE PLAYING GAMES? That made my eyes pop outta my head.

[–] webhead@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's no way that's normal. I'm pretty sure mine only uses a couple hundred.

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[–] SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

Nobody's mentioning the system monitor taking 227MiB?

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

For real, I remember when an entire game being over a 20 MiB made me hesitate to download it because it'd take a while.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

The Half Life demo was 50MB. Took me 4 tries to get it over dialup. Played till the sun came up!

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[–] anamethatisnt@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Who knows, maybe this dram scarcity will cause a change of heart and make people optimise more again. :)

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago

The bubble will pop before that

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[–] alias_qr_rainmaker@lemmy.world 82 points 2 days ago (4 children)

dude just fuckin

 curl --data-ram @ram https://downloadmoreram.com/release/20.1
[–] bluGill@fedia.io 48 points 2 days ago (4 children)

until curl rewrites in electon and you don't have enough ram to run it anymore

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

"On next week's episode of whycombinator"

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[–] alk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

back in the day people would download more ram and put it on giant tape-based backup systems. Big companies started downloading massive amounts of high quality ram this way. This created a ram shortage, and companies like corsair are now using their massive reserves of downloaded ram and filling empty ram sticks with them and making lots of money. That's why ram is so expensive today. Any ram you can download today is low quality ram, and the only high quality ram can be had on physical sticks, which were filled by the companies with ram reserves. 1969 was the peak of the ram harvesting, so you'll probably get some really great ram if it came from that year.

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[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] thatonecoder@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 0 points 19 hours ago

LOL.

Enjoyable little irony personally for me, as when I asked an LLM to churn out a readme for my fin project ( posted on lemmy here ), it proposed one of fin's advantages that could push fin into the notable category: "Performance niche - might be faster than Electron-based editors for simple tasks". Maybe I should change that to "save a fortune on RAM compared to Electron-based editors".

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 31 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It's kind of an abomination when VsCode, supposed to be a lighter IDE, runs like dogshit compared to JetBrains, a fuckin' Java based IDE. Since when was Java light on RAM?

(Caveat: I haven't directly compared their memory usage, my experience is in very difference codebases for each)

[–] masterspace@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Lmao this is quite frankly, horseshit, upvoted by people who have never used an IDE.

VScode is lightweight, snappy, and fast to open. VSCodium gives you all of that without any of the Microsoft. And even runs in a web browser.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 10 points 2 days ago (5 children)

It's not "horseshit" - I gave you a caveat precisely so that you can understand the limitations of my comparison, and so that you don't need to be so antagonistic.

lightweight

I launched VSCode fresh this morning. Just now, 4 hours later, I closed it and watched my system memory usage: 1.3GB. I am doing remote development, so there's a whole server process as well which is chomping a few GB. My old laptop repeatedly ground to a halt until the OOM killer woke up/I rebooted as its measly 32GB of RAM couldn't cope with two VSCode sessions (plus other normal apps) after a while.

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[–] who@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Scintilla my beloved

(This is the text editor component in Geany and Notepad++)

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[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

And here I was thinking this was about emacs and lisp. Yougster complaining about not knowing how to quit Vi smh they have never experienced the horrors of emacs

[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip -4 points 22 hours ago (6 children)

Electron apps existed and were a standard years before this current memory shortage. There is no connection there.

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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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