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could do what people already love doing in progressive spaces and tell them to seek therapy

I seldomly like saying "you fucking cabbage"

Related, in Welsh there's an insult - twmffat twp, it directly translates into English as idiot spout/funnel. Basically someone who is constantly chatting shit. Sometimes people'll shorten it to twmffat.

Is there an English equivalent I'm missing? Would directly calling someone a funnel have any emotional effect on 'em?

Cone, spade, shovel, itch mite, cod, cock anchovy, arse banana.

Don’t know if it was said already, but I feel this way about maligning dogs and rats, and I suppose snakes although that’s a further reach… can make an exception for

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I’ll do some self-crit on my ableism; I am among that group myself.

I just call 'em a door knob.

dipshit and fuckwit work

silly is good as well less harsh more dissmissive

Cromulent fucktastic or something

All the suggestions here either can be interpreted as ableist or have roots in ableism. I think it shows how quickly the English language turns to prejudices. The only solution is being as specific as possible, but that is less 'insulting' and more 'criticising'

Mentally-insufficient freak.

Why are insults necessary?