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[–] mech@feddit.org 45 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's insane to me that it can be illegal to simply exist the way you were made, on land you own.

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

You have to construct a fence to hide your shame from the street. Freedom baby!

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

New Hampshire v Vermont

Vermont stays winning

[–] phed@lemmy.ml 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

The real question remains: can I be naked in your backyard.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

If you buy me dinner first

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I'll allow it

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

You can. But do you want to?

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 15 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Hmmm seems to be a correlation between the Mississippi River, and laws against being naked in your back yard. The scientists of America should study this further.

[–] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm guessing Jesus must travel by river boat.

[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If Jesus were anywhere in the US he was be in the lush Coast Range forests of NW Oregon because he could just let that dong fly on his own property.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

It's changes to the Missouri River if you're going upstream following the red states in this map. Maybe Lewis and Clark hated nudity?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

My guess would be that the Puritans settled along rivers, and the people who were sick of their shit spread out.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I'm sure RealLifeLore or some other channel has a video about this.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Why would it matter in most of Alaska?

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Where does the UK come on this?

On all the naked people.

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I need a world map version of this 🤣